This is the latest in what must now be considered serial sightings
of this prehistoric monster.
A crowd of sightseers got their
fill of sights when Godzilla stomped down Lombard Street. Among them
was a fast-thinking, but edgy photographer, Sutter Aperter, who
captured some amazing images (see links below) as Godzilla made his
way to the panicked holiday shoppers. Mr. Aperter conceded during
interviews that he happened to be "at the right place at the right
time" (or maybe not). He did admit, reluctantly, that he was badly
frightened and had to change after losing control of himself. He
even managed to include his gorgeous wife in one of the images -
undoubtedly a priceless souvenir now.
A local street person, Max Soberman,
first caught sight of Godzilla as he waddled toward land after
mutilating a sail boat not far from shore. Mr. Soberman has since
given up the brew and is now writing a book about his very close
encounter with Godzilla. Apparently, he narrowly missed being
squashed by one of Godzilla's feet as he stood awestruck and
paralyzed, observing Godzilla's every move. Mr. Soberman theorizes
that Godzilla may come back to setup home base at Alcatraz.
Authorities responded to a flood of
calls. Due to heavy holiday traffic jams, authorities arrived only
after Godzilla disappeared into the bay just a quickly as he
appeared. Witness accounts were recorded: discussions with
higher-ups will determine if official reports will be filed.
It seems evident that California
has more to worry about than earthquakes. Now that Godzilla
has terrorized Half Moon Bay and now San Francisco, the age old
question remains - where in the world will Godzilla strike next?
Only time (we hope lots of time) will tell.
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